Operation Diva (OD)

I am a Diva, well as least I was in a former lifetime and I intend on getting back to the state of DIVAness (I expect
to see this word in the Macquarie Dictionary in the near future).

I am late 30’s, newly single, fat, frumpy, fitness challenged, brain dead, hilarious compared to a Kathy Reichs
best seller with the personality of a beige wall and yet, I know I am more.

I am in a state of emptiness, and I have decided it is time for me to change. I have to get off my arse, get fit, get rid of the extra person not paying rent living in my body, meet people, get interesting, find the IQ points I have lost, and get back to living.

Friday, July 30, 2010

Another Memory - Original post August 20 2008

Back in my early 20's I did what most young people wanting to rebel against the norm did. I did a few drugs. Weed, tabs, nothing too bad and not for very long.

Anyway, I was once at a musicians jam party in 'The Gong' and a group of us were stoned off our tree. We had a great idea that we should get in the back of a guys combie van while he drove around 'The Gong'. I was discussing with Wonder chick and Blondie the other day that it is amazing that when you are stoned, you think the slower you drive the less likely you are to be picked up by the cops. Blondie pointed out that also, if you crouch down so you can't be seen driving, you won't get caught, and if you don't have your headlights on, your car is invisible.

Anyway, we were having a great time slooooowly taking in the night sky by darkness (no headlights) and then we got to a round about. We got on that round about and the guy driving said 'Man, I am caught in a vortex and cant get out.' We kept going round and round the round about for what I am sure was around 30 mins at least. This was heaps of fun though because we were passing around the juice bottle and visit around the round about was a new adventure. A couple of us got up in the end and helped to steer us to safety. That was purely because we needed to go to a 7eleven and get mars bars, caramello koalas and chocolate milk. Ah, the munchies........ the satisfaction of eating your first caramello koala with a moove milk chaser followed by mars bar desert. Nothing more amazing.

So that was a memory I thought I should share before my younger days catch up with me and I can't remember a thing.

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