Diva went shopping the other night, as Diva's do, and came across a very scary sight. Without going into too much detail, if you plan on going up an escalator, for the love of all things optical, please either wear a longer skirt or underwear! Seriously, I think that image is permanently burnt on my retina.
Speaking of underwear, I have been wondering about the suck in fat body suit things like SPANKS (love that name. I want to own a pair simply so I can say I have been SPANKED!) What happens to all the fat? It has to go somewhere. They say they can make you 2 dress sizes smaller, but does that mean that I will end up going from a DD to a GGG cup size or does it mean I will have 6 tits? I really need to know where it all goes because the minute you take them off, the fat doesn’t go away. I imagine the fat would start to blob out much like lava from a volcano.
I do need to go underwear shopping though. I have become very ‘single’ in my underwear purchases. I have my comfy stuff, my practical stuff, but where is my seriously hot stuff??? There is other shopping that needs to be done, since it does look like I will be single for a while but not today.
Get your minds out of the gutter. I am talking about a new electric blanket ready for the cooler weather. Without a warm bod to heat things up, an electric blanket is the next best thing, along with Bearnard, my antique look teddy!
But now that I think about shopping............
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