Well, last night my good self, wonder chick, blondie and red went to Sexpo. It was to be a post-hens night, but the hen was sick, so blondie decided to get married in Las Vegas and this was her post hens night. This story was really great in the end. She got married, very quickly, at the White Chapel and was shopping for toys because now they are married the sex will stop. (sounds oh so familiar)
Any who, we won the 'bride' a photo with some male strippers who I have to say are the most uncoordinated men on the planet. Just as well the bodies were hot, well from the neck down anyway. The photo was only to be with the bride, but the maid of honor and the brides maids made it in. Wonder chick dare me to grab some arse and of course I did. Don’t dare me to do anything because I will do it. He didn't flinch which I think is due to his arse being so tight. His arm also made it to one of my 'girls' on the way out of the photo pose. I don't think it was deliberate. When my girls are out there, they are kinda hard to miss! (mission accomplished).
My arse got a flogging by a chick in uniform (should have gone in for the snog but she did have a whip in her hand and I didn't want to take her on), my arse and 'girls' got more action in one night than in the last 7yrs and I had a good night, although I only had 1 beverage in my system.
To get onto the sex train as a 'couple' the door dick wanted either wonder chick and I to 'smudge my glasses' or he would. It just wouldn't have been fair to do that to wonder chick so I said to him go for it, but he quickly let us on. Seriously, I am a great kisser if I do say so myself. If anyone wants to test me out, let me know. I would like some expert opinions!
When we were checking out all the toys, I realized that during my 37 odd yrs on the planet, I have picked up a lot of knowledge and was giving expert opinion. I didn't buy any though, and I am now kinda regretting that because if I did have any toys I probably would have thrown them out when it came on the scene. Stuff me, I really should have kept them.......if I had any.......ok.....remember, what happens at sexpo, lunch, dinner, dare2diva, stays where ever it happened. Wonder chick bought some very sexy knickers (we all expect a parade), and the other gals were fighting over the tv remote batteries....take that however you will.
I got a call whilst I was on the train last night from a friend who was back in town visiting his sister and he asked what I was doing. I went to his sisters (she was away for the night....I didn't know that before I took up the invite) and Diva had a little too much to drink and lets just say, I have never really been into the friends with benefits thing, and I really should have stuck to that philosophy, but alcohol and sexpo makes you lose your mind.
Dear lord of all things hot.....what was I thinking???? I can't complain, however!
I did have a great night with the gals and I guess it ended satisfactorily.
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