Operation Diva (OD)

I am a Diva, well as least I was in a former lifetime and I intend on getting back to the state of DIVAness (I expect
to see this word in the Macquarie Dictionary in the near future).

I am late 30’s, newly single, fat, frumpy, fitness challenged, brain dead, hilarious compared to a Kathy Reichs
best seller with the personality of a beige wall and yet, I know I am more.

I am in a state of emptiness, and I have decided it is time for me to change. I have to get off my arse, get fit, get rid of the extra person not paying rent living in my body, meet people, get interesting, find the IQ points I have lost, and get back to living.

Friday, July 30, 2010

I Used To Love Shopping - Original post date August 24 2008

I went shopping today and came across the manager from hell.

She was serving somebody in between yelling across the floor to a young girl 'leave the customers and go back to your own area. Don't worry about them, they will just have to wait'. Then she ended up going over to her leaving her guy waiting and told everyone that she was no longer serving and they would have to find somebody else to help them. There was no one else. Then she yelled at an older guy in another department wanting to know why he was out of his department and he said that the other girl had gone to lunch. She then went off her head in front of other customers saying that girl shouldn't bother coming back. Just tell her to pack her bags and go because she went to lunch before her relief got there. I was waiting for her to unlock a cupboard to get the item I wanted, but instead she ignored me and served 5 other people before I went up to her and asked for the bloody keys so I could get the thing myself. She then went to unlock it but she had the wrong keys. She started swearing her head off, throwing things around and then after finding the right keys, she threw my item on the bench and said, I don't have time to wait around for an eftpos transaction, so I had to pay cash. I was going to anyway but I thought' fuck the bitch' and I got out my credit card and said I wasn't moving until she did the transaction. She eventually did it.

I wouldn't have stood for that normally and I would have walked out but this store was the only one that had what I wanted.

I think I should be congratulated for not slapping the bitch.

Peace love and alfalfa!

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