Operation Diva (OD)

I am a Diva, well as least I was in a former lifetime and I intend on getting back to the state of DIVAness (I expect
to see this word in the Macquarie Dictionary in the near future).

I am late 30’s, newly single, fat, frumpy, fitness challenged, brain dead, hilarious compared to a Kathy Reichs
best seller with the personality of a beige wall and yet, I know I am more.

I am in a state of emptiness, and I have decided it is time for me to change. I have to get off my arse, get fit, get rid of the extra person not paying rent living in my body, meet people, get interesting, find the IQ points I have lost, and get back to living.

Friday, July 30, 2010

My Luck Had Better Bloody Change Or Else

I pulled apart a whole cooked chicken last night and the lucky part if the wishbone stayed with the chook! How is the chook lucky? I refuse to lose my luck to a dead chicken this year! Yes you can substitute dead chicken with fuckstick, asshole, fluff bunny, bimbo etc.
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